Swedish Log Flume

A sexual position involving making love to a girl in a car while the car is in neutral.

Dude, I totally did a swedish log flume with that girl last night!

by The NardDog July 14, 2009

Splashless Log flume

When you take a crap at a random toilet, and you hover over the sit so you don't touch it.

However you have to prevent the water splash from when you drop a turd. So you flush, and as the water goes you poop and the "log" then shots down the toilet with no splash..

poop in a toilet with no splash
and it looks like a log flume ride with no splash
"splashless log flume"

by MerchantMan27 December 30, 2009

flume flogger

One who sucks a penis in an enjoyable way. He or she is a flume floggee

He or she is a flume flogger.

by IAMIMC December 14, 2022

alabama log flume

When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.

Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!

by TooMuchTime6969696969 October 25, 2018

Log Flume

When someone pisses and shits at the same time, and the shit flows along the piss stream.

Hey, what took you so long?

Sorry, I just dropped a MASSIVE log flume.

by Schmunglin May 29, 2025

baby flume

a low pitched noise of the throat, commonly creates a scene of chaos, uncomfortability, or ease.

Franky baby flumed so loud and hard that the room went silent... then erupted into full blown applause.

by sandycohen01 May 26, 2010

Flumes

The flumes is basically just a big bonfire where people gather and hangout for the night

Yo let’s go to the flumes this weekend ?

by Lyluh2004 April 10, 2022