Flatter Fest

To complement someone multiple times over a short period of time.

Alice: "I love your boots, Kate. And those tights."
Sally: "And your green coat is very cute!"
Kate: "Wow, this is such a flatter fest."

by casp82 January 27, 2009

Flattened Fauna

Roadkill

Have you read the new book "Common Animals of Roads, Street, and Highway: A Field Guide To Flattened Fauna" by Prof. Knutson?

by MikeMcWorkhardster November 15, 2009

Flattening Your Mouse

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.

Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.

by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014

Butt Flattener

—A long movie, usually around two and half hours without an intermission. Less commonly used to describe any media, such as books, that keep you sitting for a long period of time.
-May also refer to a body-shaping diet/article of clothing.

“ I’ve seen parts of The Shawshank Redemption. It’s SOOO long.”
“Two hours 20 minutes. It’s a bit of a butt flattener.”

by DontMindMeJustHereForTheMemes November 3, 2017

Flattery Donohoe

An article of clothing worn solely to impress someone on the Internet. It is typically effective, and worn with a degree of pride in one's planning.

Cody: Hey, I'm not getting anyone to talk to on Omegle.
Me: Get some Flattery Donohoe on, it always works for me.
Cody: Yeah, you're rocking some nice Flattery Donohoe

by Horace Dixon February 18, 2011

sarcastic flattery

A term used when exuberant flattery is present through sarcastic means

Of course writing an essay about you is more important than writing an essay regarding a college application, because there are thousands of universities around the world but you are only one. How can you consider this sarcastic flattery, I am shocked!

by jinglemisk April 6, 2016

Fattention seeking

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?

Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"

by cuz x3 November 10, 2011