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Flat Brained

Flat Brained (Flatius Branium) is a common condition where the victim goes into a nearly catatonic state and shows no signs of brain activity, unable to achieve basic cognitive thought and anything above basic involuntary muscle work. Victims tend to constantly say and do utter nonsense and continue to do such until their vital organs eventually shut down.
Someone take the sandpaper away from Johnny, he's going to go flat brained again.
by GoldJohnnyBoi March 20, 2020
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flat chested

A woman/girl with very small or no breasts. Usually seen as a curse but some people like the lack of boobs.
Jay: YO MAN that bitch be flat chested
Carol: Damn that's so fucking hot
by Kona-Chan March 31, 2016
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Flat Earthers

Being a Flat Earther is a lifelong developmental disability that affects how people perceive the world and interact with others. Flat Earther people can have difficulties with everyday social communication, social interaction, repetitive behaviours and sensory issues
by ZJaeger1179 April 15, 2018
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Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy

A flat-footed prostitute with venereal disease. "Floogie" was a substitute for "floozie" so the song, - written by Slim Gaillard - could be played on the radio. Floy-doy. Floy-doy. Floy-doy.
Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy, Louis Armstrong and the Mills Brothers, youtube.com/watch?v=yLwGna15NcI
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Flat Head

a derogatory term for a German American from southern Indiana, particularly from the town of Jasper, Indiana.
I wonder how much beer those flat heads in Jasper will drink this year at their Strassenfest?
by Kraut Stain March 2, 2010
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Flat Earther

A fuckwit that believes the Earht is flat as fuck and gravity and space and a hole bunch of other shit doesn’t exist.
Flat Earther: Hello.

Normal Person: Oh hi fuck wit.
by Cunt from down under June 11, 2018
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flatchel-poo

When you think you'll fart but poo at the same time.
That Taco Bell didn't agree with me, I just made a flatchel-poo.
by noyb! January 6, 2008
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