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Flashbang

When you cum in your own eyes, often during sleep. This word can also be used by guys during sex before he cums in a girl’s eyes.
“FLASHBANG!” *goes back to sleep or
“Bro, you just flashbanged me”
by Dragdi March 11, 2022
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Flashbang

When in a dark room with a homie, get their attention. Once you have the attention, rapidly flash your camera flashlight in there direction. While they are disoriented, make your way towards them and rip ass on them.
Guy 1: How did you do it?
Guy 2: I flashbanged him last night when he was laying in his bed, got him right on the head. Dude didn't even know what was opening.
by SDAntics April 10, 2022
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Flashbang

Like a flash mob, but a public orgy.
Hey bros! You guys want to be in an all dude flashbang?
by MasterBlaster139 December 16, 2022
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Flashbang

To have cum shot into your eyes to the point you are blinded
“How was your night with Ted, Jenny?”
“Well it was going great until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see”
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Flashbang

To have cum shot into your eyes to the point you are blinded
“Hey Jenny, how was it with Ted?”
“Well it was great and all until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see for the rest of the night
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(Vtubing, Noun)
1) An instance where a vtuber's clothing briefly vanishes due to a software glitch.
2) An instance where a vtuber knowingly or unknowingly gives the viewer an upskirt shot.
Vtuber Filian is known for her frequent flashbangs.
by Maschinenmensch June 14, 2023
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Flashbang

A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.

An example of a flashbang:

Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?

Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.

Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
by munchiesnOOb November 30, 2023
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