A person who learns about money only to find that people make random emotional decisions. The sacrificial lamb of the urban jungle. When financial markets are up, even the most ignorant advisor looks like a hero. When markets are down, the most professional and savvy advisor will be trash talked, fired and sued.
Hey, how come you're driving that piece of crap car?
I was a financial advisor in 2008.
Hey, who's that guy in the Mercedes?
That was a financial adviser who retired in 2007.
I was a financial advisor in 2008.
Hey, who's that guy in the Mercedes?
That was a financial adviser who retired in 2007.
by Bluetired February 19, 2010
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If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money
by Conned October 15, 2008
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The fetish/fantasy/lifestyle act of one person being submissive with their finances (giving money) and the other person taking or demanding finances(receiving money).
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A country that is NOT a part of either Sweden or Russia. The home of the greatest people on the face of the earth. And of Matti Nykänen but lets not talk about that...
Been to Finland? Whatland?
by juhu February 8, 2005
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Salesman: "Congratulations Folks, you are approved for Chinese Financing."
Customer: "What is that mean"
Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery
Customer: "What is that mean"
Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery
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