A term for someone who does not understand what a schooner is. (It's a sailboat, by the way - there! You aren't a fink!)
by Jackie-Boy June 23, 2005
In marijuana culture, a fink is someone who says they will match you and comes up with an excuse, often unrealistic to avoid pithing in marijuana. Because they promise to pitch in weed and do not, they are more hated than sponges. A fink is recognizable due to their lack of moral ethics in general, paranoid nature and endless preoccupation with how they are viewed by others.
Guy 1 "Man, I can't believe Guy 3 tried to pretend the wind blew his weed away and didn't pitch in for that bowl,"
Guy 2 "Thats nothing. Yesterday he not only didn't pitch in, he jacked my lighter after the session and tried to pretend he didn't. I nearly punched him when I found out."
Guy 1 "Man he is sucha fink."
Guy 2 "Agreed"
Guy 3 *enters on scene*
"Hey guys want to smoke some weed? i got some prime buds, but they are at home so we can smoke then go get them."
Guy 2 "Thats nothing. Yesterday he not only didn't pitch in, he jacked my lighter after the session and tried to pretend he didn't. I nearly punched him when I found out."
Guy 1 "Man he is sucha fink."
Guy 2 "Agreed"
Guy 3 *enters on scene*
"Hey guys want to smoke some weed? i got some prime buds, but they are at home so we can smoke then go get them."
by kingaj100 October 17, 2008
using any sheet of paper, the fink fold is an easy and quick way to effectively hold marijuana, it is nearly impossible for the weed to fall out.
the fold is done by doing a series of simple folds:
1. fold the paper in half (bottom meeting top of sheet)
2. hold horizontally, then fold the right side halfway
3. fold the left side on top
4. hold vertically, fold bottom halfway
5. fold both corners at the top halfway so both corners meet
6. press the edges of the bottom half to create an opening
7. fold the top half into this opening
8. flatten to secure
legit brilliance.
the fold is done by doing a series of simple folds:
1. fold the paper in half (bottom meeting top of sheet)
2. hold horizontally, then fold the right side halfway
3. fold the left side on top
4. hold vertically, fold bottom halfway
5. fold both corners at the top halfway so both corners meet
6. press the edges of the bottom half to create an opening
7. fold the top half into this opening
8. flatten to secure
legit brilliance.
Drugee A:"FUCK MAN i dropped the sesh pape...."
Drugee B:"dont worry man, its a fink fold, none of the weed is falling out of that one"
Drugee B:"dont worry man, its a fink fold, none of the weed is falling out of that one"
by westsesh December 01, 2011
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