A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
by Double take July 10, 2025
Get the Felon's Tree Removalmug. by n4zhg January 4, 2019
Get the federal felon shufflemug. When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.
Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
by Azuroh June 2, 2013
Get the Watermelon felonmug. by FlamboyantFudgeFelon March 16, 2022
Get the fudge felonmug. A baby, toddler, or child
Typically a child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up watching coco melon.
It can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Coco felon is Usually used to describe children with bad behavior or just always getting into trouble.
Typically a child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up watching coco melon.
It can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Coco felon is Usually used to describe children with bad behavior or just always getting into trouble.
"I might be broke but atleast I'm not pregnant.
Atleast I don't have I don't have one of those Coco Felons "
Atleast I don't have I don't have one of those Coco Felons "
by COCO FELONY September 30, 2023
Get the Coco Felonmug.