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Felon

I'm not a felon. You can't just decide that I'm a felon. But I CAN JUST DECIDE TO STAB THE NEXT KID I GET WITHIN ARMS REACH OF. If you are a liberal then you want to take the guns away from everyone, but you can, so you are settling for taking them away one at a time. You are the reason this is not a democracy. If you are a conservative then shitting out a kid gives you superordinate rights over the people around you and THIS IS A DELUSION. Your rights are the same as everyone else and your kids don't matter more than everyone else and they never will. The price of you trying to take out your child murder anxiety on me is going to me death.
Hym "I'm not a felon and if I am than so is the guy who possess more than 2.4 grams of Marijuana. You don't give a fuck about the law Jamhal. You're just covering your own ass as it relates to a cooperative violation of my rights. Full rights or child murder."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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melon felon

a melon felon is a black person often a slave who ate melons and fried chicken therefore melon felon.
haha what a stupid melon felon eating that melon.
by melon felonater. September 7, 2025
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fudge felon

A homiesexual state of being so extreme it transcends norms to a criminal degree
“You ever talk to John David?”

“Yeah, He’s such a total fudge felon”
by FlamboyantFudgeFelon March 16, 2022
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Coco Felon

A baby, toddler, or child

Typically a child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up watching coco melon.
It can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Coco felon is Usually used to describe children with bad behavior or just always getting into trouble.
"I might be broke but atleast I'm not pregnant.
Atleast I don't have I don't have one of those Coco Felons "
by COCO FELONY September 30, 2023
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Coco Felon

A baby, toddler, or child

Typically a child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up watching coco melon.
It can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Coco felon is Usually used to describe children with bad behavior or just always getting into trouble.
"I might be broke but atleast I'm not pregnant.
Atleast I don't have I don't have one of those Coco Felons "
by COCO FELONY September 30, 2023
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