shit-faced

The act of smoking weed and drinking until you vomit in your pants and pass out on the steps.

Justin smokes until he is shit-faced everynight.

by Justin March 17, 2003

shit faced

A rare disease which causes people to spew shit out of their mouth when they find something funny

John: Hey, did you hear about Simon?
Peter: No, what happened?
John: Someone told him a joke and now he's shit faced

by ballbag connelly February 22, 2009

shit faced

Getting wasted and having a hangover the next morning.

Last night I got shit faced and this morning I have a hangover.

by mexicain taco May 30, 2014

shit faced

this is when you drink too much and it lookes like ur fucked up

dam im shit faced i gotta get some coffee

by luv myself October 8, 2006

shit-faced

the art of scat (defecating on ones face)

paul got shit-faced when he stayed at dawgs

by rahxx May 4, 2005

shit Faced

The uncontrollable urge to spend an inordinate amount of time on Facebook!

My wife is always getting shit Faced communicating with anyone who will read her meaningless Facebook postings!

by Chancellor Ron January 3, 2011

The Shit Face

The Shit Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, but the male's face, tongue, and mouth is in the girl's asshole, while the girl shits into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay men, lesbians, or homeless people.

Stanley: Bro, you did not do The Shit Face last night with Monica, did you?
Chester: I definitely did, and I tasted fresh poop from her asshole. She gave me The Shit Face last night and it was awesome!
Stanley: You're sick, man. You need help.
Chester: Don't knock it till you try it, bro.
Stanley: No man, just no.

by efishies15 January 25, 2019