The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.
Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.
by bt February 27, 2003
Get the red eye surprisemug. The act of filling a girl's asshole full of catsup (a Heinz enema or douche if you will) then dipping and eating french fries out of her forbiddin hole.
I wish Leigh Ann wasn't a dyke cause I would love to give her a Red Eye Fry.
CLINT: Is it lunch time yet?
MIKE: Yup! I sure can go for some Red Eye Fry.
CLINT: Great! Lets hit the strip club, I'll bring the catsup!
CLINT: Is it lunch time yet?
MIKE: Yup! I sure can go for some Red Eye Fry.
CLINT: Great! Lets hit the strip club, I'll bring the catsup!
by mike fury July 14, 2006
Get the Red Eye Frymug. by dabgirl72 August 30, 2021
Get the red eye tripmug. Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.
by Mr. Red Eye February 29, 2008
Get the captain red eyemug. A prank in which, like mooning, one drops his or her pants, spreads the cheeks lavishly, but also contracts the rectal muscles, as if trying to poop or fart, such that the inner red color of the hole is plainly visible.
Johnny returned from class and unlocked the dorm room door. Alan was ready on the other side of the door, displaying a full Kentucky red eye. Upon opening the door, Johnny was overwhelmed with disgust, and scarred for life.
by Paulba March 3, 2012
Get the kentucky red eyemug. 
by crack January 26, 2004
Get the red-eye gravymug.