mp's expenses

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.

Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"

by Barry Kabama May 15, 2009

entensity

A site containing humorous pictures, videos, and has its own forum. Famous for its pictures such as "Damn Nigga!" and "Owned." Shunned by anyone falling deep into religious stature, and anyone spineless. A very popular website for an after-the-day type scenario for anyone capable of enduring the most intense, insane, racist, and brutally honest pictures/videos on the net.

A++ for entensity.net

"Hey, did you see that video on entensity? Holy fucking shit!"

by Dueñas October 12, 2008

Double Entendre

A phrase, saying or sentence that can be interpreted in two different ways. One of which is usually dirty.

An unintentional double entendre that happened to me at work

Me working at store: Do you want me to put that in a bag?
Female customer: Yes please.
Me: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?
Customer: I want a huge one, do you have a huge one?
Me: Oh, I've got a huge one alright.

by OK Andrew November 19, 2006

expensive urine

The major result obtained pursuant to the consumption of just about every libido-boosting, life-prolonging, vitality-enhancing magical pill force advertised to ignorant consumers everywhere.

Cost me five-hundred bucks for a three months supply of PeNiS-max--all it did was give me expensive urine, and it stunk too...

by YAWA February 2, 2019

double faced entendre

Term coined by musical artist Oliver Tree. Somebody who has two totally different personalities. Unbeknownst to you; One side being an angel, the other side being a devil.

"My ex had a seemingly sweet and caring personality, but when you needed her most she could be a total bitch. She was a double faced entendre."

by Happy454 June 23, 2021

extend grace

Giving mercy (aka grace) to someone when they most definitely don't deserve it.

Extend grace: Holding your tongue when someone cuts you off in traffic.

by KDazzle February 24, 2014

Extemp. Reading

The only category of Speech where it is appropriate to read out of a book. Usually others define it as a boring category, but they are wrong. You are given the chance to draw out of envelope, sneak a cutting back in and draw another, then practice for a half an hour before speaking to an old lady or hot college guy in a storage room or closet. Comparable to Storytelling, but not as loud, scary, or goofy.

Did you see that person talking to that wall?" "Oh, no worries, they're in Extemp. Reading!

by Mynameis? March 21, 2011