existence is pain

Its true

Meeseeks: Existence is pain
Other meeseeks:Well said

by A retarded fuck May 14, 2018

Total Existence Failure

When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.

Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.

by Al Benedict October 22, 2009

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. 🤗🤗😳😳😳😳😯🤬😯🤬🥱😶 🌫️😥😲🤫

by GiveMeACreativeNamePlz September 6, 2021

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

existential

Having to do with existence. More specifically, one way it is used is to mean having to do with state of being as opposed to truth or knowledge. An "existentialist" is more concerned with how to "be" than with what is true. A good example is Albert Camus's "The Plague", in which the character determines that we can't know the meaning of life and suffering, but we should just do what we can.

I think your problem with God is an existential one, not a theological one. You You know all you need to know, you just don't live it.

by ACS49 June 25, 2008

existentialism

A philosophy which emphasizes the significance of existence and those actions which enable one to experience their own existence, such as making decisions or feeling emotions.

-or-

loneliness.

"I feel alone."
(existentialism)

by Motivational Void. February 6, 2010

existance

This is the wrong way to spell "existence". There is no "a" in existence -- or in definitely, for that matter.

The same people who spell this wrong also can't seem to grasp the difference between "your" and "you're" or "their" and "they're", something the rest of us mastered in third grade.

"Your definately the most excellant guitarest in existance."
--a complete idiot

Maybe if you weren't functionally illiterate, you'd have a more "excellant" job.

by Pick up a book, you moron July 12, 2006