Eren Jaeger

aka 6'0 tall daddy who has a big huge juicy monster shlong and wants to destroy humanity with his rock hard 10 pack (he is so seggsy damn rail me)

Oh my god! I want bear Eren Jaeger 's children!

by jaegersbigshlong February 04, 2021

Eren Jaegering it

Making yourself seem like the bad guy at the benefit of everyone involved in the situation.

I need to end it with this girl but I don't want to tell her, I'm just going to have to Eren Jaeger it.
*Proceeds to make himself seem like an asshole until she ends things with him first*
Eren Jaegering it.

by coopydog August 25, 2021

The Eren Jeager

During intercourse doing doggy style before ejaculation you bite your hand as you pull out and nut on her back and start to roar

Yeah bro i finished her with the eren jeager
Really bro
Yeah

by Miyamura March 28, 2021

eren sucks

when ur friend eren, just sucks

aww man, eren sucks today.

by vfrgtghjumtmkgv September 08, 2020

sertab erener

The very first winner of Eurovision for Turkey in 2003 with her famous song every way that I can

Sertab Erener is the winner of Eurovision in 2003

by Tarsusi March 27, 2018

Eren Jaeger

A small racist german boy who likes to do genocide as a hobby.

He is such an Eren Jaeger.

by A small cleaning midget March 31, 2021

Eren's wife

Eren's wife is Sophia Jaeger. They have been married for months now and both love each other strongly. She has brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. Eren loves HER and ONLY her.

Who is Eren's wife? Oh, her name is Sophia Jaeger.

by Sophia Osamu December 13, 2020