Enzo

A name Brazilian soccer moms give their kids so they sound fancy and European despite living in a slum.

"I'll name him Enzo Gabriel, such a beautiful name!"

by StarkillerRX January 6, 2020

enzo

enzo is the stupidest person you will ever meet. he probably was finished with pee at birth.
he litteraly doesnt know how to speak, he's a little piece os shit, he doesnt know how to do anything, he never shuts the fuck up.
this dude has nothing else to do than to vent on his huge cock so stay away from him, esapcially young kids.

protect eveyrone from him.

enzo has a huge cock

by eve the best person on earth December 10, 2021

enzo

My crackhead cat that is named after the car!!

Enzo Fat Fuck Kitty is his name!

by Jen September 15, 2004

Enzo

The most Fuc*ing annoying and disrespectful baby in the world. He's a wus and thinks he can get every girl he wants and mistreats them. **THOT alert. He moves way to fast in a relationship. Like I mean WAY TO FAST.

**** DO NOT DATE AN ENZO****

Just straight up NO Enzo

by 😂 😂 😂 February 27, 2019

enzo

hes ugly,rude and disrespectful never get near one

jimmy:hey there goes enzo
mia:we better get out of gis way he stinks

by cnzmabvabz November 5, 2020

Enzo

Big fucking retard. Likely Pedophile and snitch after that.

Person one: “Who’s noncing on my sister!”
Person two: “Enzo, the fucking retard”

by RealLittleT January 31, 2020

enzo

A car that came ten years too late to have any lasting impact on the motoring world.

Auction on e-bay for enzo- $1 million

Auction in London for XJ220- £120,000 ($200,000)

Auction on Ebay for F40- £276,000 ($350,000 approx.)



The Jaguar is 1/5 of the price, better looking, faster and generally cooler. There isn't a substitute in the same price range (or many in higher ranges) for the SuperJag. The enzo barely manages to compete with the XJ220 despite being McLaren F1 price.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004