ems 

end my self.

ok so i guess ill just ems💔.

ems by dxg.zm February 24, 2025

ems 

an abbreviation for emo.

"thats so ems"

ems by yeehawonthatd May 3, 2025

EMS

An acronym for Bart Simpsons iconic line "Eat my shorts".

This homer bum needs to EMS

EMS by ADSADASDAS"(ID(9siaiASDPSAPO February 15, 2026

Ems

E.M.S stands for “Eat my shit”

Annie: Well just ems!
Josie: Why are you being so mean?

Ems by stantwiceeeeeeeeeee October 20, 2025

EMS

Every makk shot! meaning every makk balla shot

Big EMS I’m flicking on all wokks

EMS by Supa vvs October 21, 2025

EMS Weenie 

A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.

"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"

EMS Weenie by FF44 December 8, 2013

EMS&DMF

"Eat my shite & die mutha fucka!"
Used in online gaming.

Also see: EMS
DMF

noob: I see you coming. (not realizing that it's just a setup.)
nOOb: (goes for the bait) Ah-ha I got'cha!
nOOb: What do you have to say about yourself now???
(nOOb, base gets NUKED!)
Repo: EMS&DMF!
nOOb: help.

EMS&DMF by AZN rule! April 28, 2003