Election hangover

This is the feeling you get the day after the event when you have had so many political pundit messages slammed down your throat that you feel like you could pass a bill yourself if you just pushed the crap out as hard as these politicians do.

I have a raging election hangover today because I tried to avoid watching candidate commercials last night in between watching candidate commercials last night and now my headache has a migraine as a result of the results.

by zippy17927 November 7, 2012

Election day

When you vote for someone

1:"Yay, it's election day."
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"

by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019

Election 2016

A mistake you should not have done.

America: We did Election 2016
Japan: Haha! You guys are losers
America: We're gonna have to bomb you.

by bonelesspizza November 23, 2016

Election 2004

What the world refers to when they're sitting around telling jokes about America.

All other nations : Hey I hope America's '04 candidates IQ's catch up with their inflation rate.

Everyone but America: -laughs-

by Taintfuck September 25, 2004

Election denier

A candidate who disputes the outcome of an election by claiming voter fraud, despite obvious checks and balances and a lack of any evidence of tampering. Often accompanied by a complete lack of any concession to the idea they are a dick, and the voting public doesn't like them.

That Rex Patrick claimed he lost the Adelaide city mayoral vote due to election fraud. Never picked him for being an election denier like Trump.

by Shaunsterino December 20, 2022

Elective stupidity

The choice one makes that is obviously illogical, plainly unintelligent, potentially dangerous, destructive to self and others and yet the choice is made and the consequences unforgiving

His broken, dead body was proof that his poor choice was an example of elective stupidity.

by Ofashea January 16, 2022

fair election

when the candidate you voted for wins

Even though Hillary may have cheated, it turned out to be a fair election in 2016

by American_tool November 10, 2016