Ebert

Possibly the most influental and most famous film critic of all time. Writes for the Chicago Suntimes and has the strongest chin on planet earth. Scientist have recently began debating if he should be allowed to make his regular visits to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for fear that the two chins meeting eachother in battle could cause total annhilation.

Roger Ebert:I will give one thing to Tom Green at least he is funnier then Pauly Shore.
>from review of Freddy Got Fingered

by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006

Everton

A Northwest England based football club full of toolboxes

Big Sam Allardyce spending £23m on Cenk Tosun, who cannot play football when it’s cold, sums up Everton.

by 7thGoalvsSpurs78 February 25, 2018

evert

usually a man with big heart. Evert is a man of many great emotions.

"he is being such an evert. He tells me all of his feelings directly and i don't need to guess anything"

by dennycrane December 2, 2011

siskel and ebert

while a girl is laying on her belly... you stick "one thumb down" her ass hole and "one thumb up" her pussy.

i was with sally last night.. i gave her the 'ol siskel and ebert!

by flesh colored radio June 23, 2007

Roger Ebert

Two thumbs up! (the butt)

Sam: Wow, my asshole really hurts today.
Gil: Yeah, dude, we Roger Ebert'd you after you passed out last night.

by FilmCritic December 18, 2008

Everton

Everton - The Peoples' club. A team supported by the vast majority of Scousers. Supported by many Scouse fans. Unlike their Asshole neighbours who have like 17 Scouse fans and 40,000 Norwegian/ Indian fans.

EVERTON FANS.

Al: Lad coming to watch the match?

John: Come round mine and we'll walk down to Goodison

LIVERPOOL FANS.

Muhammad: Hey Sanjay coming to watch the match?

Sanjay: Yeah sure comrade you book the plane tickets and I'll buy us some LFC turbans.

Muhammad: Sound.

by EFC WG July 31, 2011

Evertonians

Disillusioned fans from the Blue side of Liverpool having a chip on both shoulders.

Fact: Evertonians get more pleasure from Liverpool losing a game than they do from their own team winning.
How sad is that? :o)

by Red4ever November 16, 2009