Testicular Eclipse

While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.

Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.

Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.

Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.

by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008

Anal Eclipse

When a guy lays down and his balls cover his ass-hole.

Jen: Mark, your balls are so big that there is an anal eclipse tonight!

by I_M_Stuipd May 2, 2010

solar eclipse

A Solar Eclipse happens when the moon comes directly in between the earth and the Sun.

I saw a solar eclipse.

by Pompom7 September 26, 2003

Solar-Eclipsing

Solar-Eclipsing is when, one is intoxicated to the point where ones eyes look like they are Solar-Eclipsing.

Dude your eyes are Solar-Eclipsing like damn Man you are on a whole different level of high.

by PioT(Ally)(grumpy) June 1, 2019

Pizza Eclipse

The blockage of light caused in the refrigerator by an unfinished pizza box, placed too closely to the ceiling.

"I can't find a damn thing in this fridge... this stupid pizza eclipse has got to go, somebody finish this pizza."

by M. Bonomini January 10, 2009

Theatrical Eclipse

When A person blocks your view at a concert or movie.

The fat fucker sat in front of me causing a total theatrical eclipse.

by TommyKinda February 4, 2009

Ballsac Eclipse

Placing ones scrotum on someones eyes, then taking a flashlight and pointing it towards the scrotum. Revealing the testicular veins and testicles.

Ballsac eclipse occurs between a a male or female or two males

by Doug Dick November 25, 2009