Penis Eclipse

What a Ho sees right before she gets dick slapped in tha face.

Last night Shaniqua got on my nerves so I showed her da penis eclipse! Cuz mah dick so big it block out da sun!

by C.T.HO June 14, 2011

Veiny Eclipse

Similar to teabagging but each ball is placed over your partners eye balls.

"I was gazing at the sun when my husband sat on my face, putting his balls over my eyes. It was like a veiny eclipse."

by Teletran77 April 8, 2010

Testicular Eclipse

While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.

Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.

Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.

Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.

by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008

Anal Eclipse

When a guy lays down and his balls cover his ass-hole.

Jen: Mark, your balls are so big that there is an anal eclipse tonight!

by I_M_Stuipd May 2, 2010

solar eclipse

A Solar Eclipse happens when the moon comes directly in between the earth and the Sun.

I saw a solar eclipse.

by Pompom7 September 26, 2003

Solar-Eclipsing

Solar-Eclipsing is when, one is intoxicated to the point where ones eyes look like they are Solar-Eclipsing.

Dude your eyes are Solar-Eclipsing like damn Man you are on a whole different level of high.

by PioT(Ally)(grumpy) June 1, 2019

Theatrical Eclipse

When A person blocks your view at a concert or movie.

The fat fucker sat in front of me causing a total theatrical eclipse.

by TommyKinda February 4, 2009