Last night Shaniqua got on my nerves so I showed her da penis eclipse! Cuz mah dick so big it block out da sun!
by C.T.HO June 15, 2011
"I was gazing at the sun when my husband sat on my face, putting his balls over my eyes. It was like a veiny eclipse."
by Teletran77 April 08, 2010
While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.
Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.
Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.
Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.
Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.
Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.
by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008
by I_M_Stuipd May 03, 2010
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Solar-Eclipsing is when, one is intoxicated to the point where ones eyes look like they are Solar-Eclipsing.
by PioT(Ally)(grumpy) June 01, 2019
The blockage of light caused in the refrigerator by an unfinished pizza box, placed too closely to the ceiling.
"I can't find a damn thing in this fridge... this stupid pizza eclipse has got to go, somebody finish this pizza."
by M. Bonomini January 10, 2009