It is a theory about non-black girls involving the wearing of hoop earrings. The theory states the bigger the hoops a girl wears (usually a white girl), the more likely she is to date a black guy. It's usually pretty accurate, although there are always exceptions to this theory.
Sarah has jungle fever and always wears big hoop earrings; this is her signal to men of color that she likes the black D. Lee, a black man, picked up on this and asked her out--they've been dating ever since! Sarah is proof that the "Hoop Earring Theory" is true!
by HoopChick May 18, 2009
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(Magecks wins the game):
Magecks: 'give me my earnings'
Bamberg: 'like you worked for it'
Lou: 'ya and you're still in debt to me'
(crowd laughs)
Magecks: 'give me my earnings'
Bamberg: 'like you worked for it'
Lou: 'ya and you're still in debt to me'
(crowd laughs)
by magecks October 20, 2008
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Person A: “I’m going home with that hot Moroccan at the bar”
Person B: “No way, their out of your league!”
Person A: “They’ll be wearing Ankle Earrings before the end of the night”
Person B: “No way, their out of your league!”
Person A: “They’ll be wearing Ankle Earrings before the end of the night”
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when a man releases his seed upon a female counterpart and, with the proper aim and well-timed loads, can shoot semen upon the bottom of the woman's ears, and have them drip down so as to resemble pearl earrings
"Dude, I gave Molly a set of pearl earrings so amazing I had to take a photo of them- check it out."
"Yeah man, totally incredible."
"Yeah man, totally incredible."
by Chris Hayes December 13, 2005
Get the pearl earrings mug."I noticed your 5" hoops and wanted some help in a little study I'm performing. It's called the Hoop Earring Theory, which states that the bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex. Can you tell me if that it true?"
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