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dykon

A heterosexual woman, esp. a celebrity, who is revered by lesbians.
Tina Fey, Mariska Hargitay, and Pink are all dykons.
by William Clarke December 29, 2003
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Dick Dyson

The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.
Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.

Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.
by Sir Bougs October 22, 2009
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Dylon

Usually an athletic guy. Has a big dick and likes to brag about it. He is fun to be around and easy to talk to. His eyes pull you right into him and makes you want to drool with his awesome body.
" Dylon is so athletic and charming"
by Naruto kid November 5, 2013
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DWON

An acronym meaning

D-do/did/doing
W-work
O-on
N-niggs
Correct: Yo Charilie lets go dwon at the basketball court after school.

Incorrect: Hey guys! You guys did dwon at the court!
by xxbig makkxx January 27, 2009
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dylon williams

a homo; a gangsta motha fucka; looks like Sr. Mateo Hoffman; is with shelbie, who is a person with nice nails

A.K.A. Deezy
Guy: Do you know Dylon Williams?

Dude: That one homo kid, is a gangsta motha fucka, also known as deezy, kinda looks like Mat Hoffman, and is with Shelbie, who is a person with nice nails?

Guy: Yeah, that kid.

Dude: Yeah, I know him.
by Mateo Hoffman March 4, 2008
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Dyonna

If you want to find a true piece of honest cuteness Dyonna is your girl. Sweet as fuck and also an amazing cook. Got a truly amazing ass. Coffee addict. Don't start about coffee. She won't stop for at least an hour.

Loyal as can be for her friends. Will stand by your drunk ass side even at 3 am in the morning. Her jokes are goofy , cute and sarcastic as can be. For some reason likes socks.
Dyonna her ass is so fine. It raidiates like sunshine
by The Dutchyness December 16, 2018
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Dyson In and Out

when a girl puts a guys flaccid penis in her mouth and starts sucking in and out rapidly.
Woah man, that girl on Christian Mingle totally gave me the best Dyson In and Out I've ever had.
by rykuno February 2, 2019
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