ducking

Where one avoids another due to being scared or a coward.
The term 'ducking' is often used in combat sports such as boxing.

David Haye is 'ducking' the Klitschko brothers. He is a coward and/or chicken. For over two years David Haye has stated he is going to 'beat up' the two Klitschkos but doesnt want to fight them. He has made up numerous excuses not to fight them and even pulled out of a fight one week before it was scheduled.

by paulrmcf December 9, 2010

Ducking

When a girl puts two pringles in her mouth to form the illusion of a duck's bill and procedes to insert a penis though the "duck bill".

Dude I was munching on my pringles when this bitch came up to me and asked took two of them and started ducking me.

by Zuraxs Blows August 10, 2009

Ducklington

Ducklington is a mythical place, often referenced in fantastical texts, which is characterised by a population of mythical duck creatures (strangely).

In context, people may say: "Like you're from Ducklington" in reference to people who secretly believe they live a semi-aquatic existence and refuse to admit they actually live on land with other 'humans'.

by MtotheJlow June 5, 2010

ducking the fog

Ducking the Fog is a spoonerism, or swapping the first two letters in two words. It is a more polite version of the phrase 'Fucking the Dog'. The meaning of both is 'doing nothing.'

Example: In response to the question "What are you doing tonight?" you might answer, "The usual, fucking the dog." Or "Ducking the fog, man."

by SteveW1 October 11, 2014

dick ducking

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature

Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016

Ducking a Jeep

The act of placing rubber ducks on Jeeps is a form of a gay mating call.

Bob was caught ducking a Jeep of a man he likes.

by HustlinHoosier March 11, 2023

Mongoloid Duckling

When in a group of offspring, be them human or animal, all of them are near perfect. Except one, which is exceptionally and completely fucking retarded.

Dude, did you see those insanely hot triplets over there?

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Well, there's four of them, but the last one is a Mongoloid Duckling.

Fuck it, I'm going home.

by Sodomy Boy October 26, 2010