(n) - Group of dudes standing in another guy's driveway while he works on something (usually a vehicle). Typically not there to help but to drink beer, talk sports, and avoid home.
1. Jen's husband has turned into a total Driveway Derelict ever since her mom moved in with them!
2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.
2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.
by Ileah519 June 11, 2011
The act of dancing in your driveway or garage upon learning that your spouse or significant other will be out of town for an extended period of time.
Did you hear that Karl's wife is going to Panama for a week on a business trip? Karl is already doing the driveway dance.
by Garage Dweller April 28, 2009
When someone by the name of Erin mould let's four hillbilly and crab infested men plunge there dicks into her like fat men at McDonald's.
by itsmrstealyourgirl April 11, 2015
Sloppy female u pick up from a bar and park your dick in her dick driveway and pulling out of it before she wakes up
by Dick driveway February 03, 2014
A sexual act wherein you place three Hoy Wheels on your sex partner's face and then urinate on them.
I gave that bitch the Driveway Face
by Chance Panic September 10, 2021
When you decide where you're going and what you're doing in the driveway right before you leave rather than planning ahead of time.
by .Bwy. November 17, 2023
whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)
The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.
by mousel October 10, 2019