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Douchebagometer

The uncanny ability to sense a douchebag
That guy in skinny jeans sets off my douchebagometer.
by Loreleisiryn June 8, 2017
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Doucheaholic

A cross between a douchebag and an alcoholic
That guy is a douchebag/alcoholic. You mean a doucheaholic.
by consmellmyfart July 11, 2017
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douchecanoe

First used in 1997 when Bryon Wright and Graham Marchbank attempted to create insults while high on mushrooms. Graham invented the term Twatwaffle which mean that "you're a twat on every level in many ways" whereas Bryon invented Douchecanoe as a way of saying "you're such a big douche that your very existence crossed the ocean and killed people with your douchebaggery".

You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.
Jake Paul is a douchecanoe for promoting gambling to kids around the world.
by Palionu June 23, 2019
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Douchekadush

A good for nothing , lying , thieving , chlamydia having , soon to have aids , passed around for free to homelesss and ugly BURNT bitches. Aka “Hocus Pocus” “HP Sulley” “A.S”
This douchekadush is awfully noticeable.
by Anon172345 May 21, 2023
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Douchecanoe

A douche that wants to be a canoe, so that it will be floating and not sinking in its own stupidity.
You fucking douchecanoe.
by TheFeatheredCap August 17, 2011
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douchecanoe

hey have you seen douchecanoe today?" "yeah, adam is over there
by eitak yalbmert October 4, 2010
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Douchecanoe

When Douchebag isn't enough.

The scummiest of guys.

And i mean SCUMMIEST.

Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.

The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.

(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)
Biff: " i know, you're probably thinking how lucky you are to be dating me, Aren't i amazing?, tell me im amazing."

Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."

Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"

(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)

Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."
by EubonicsAreFun October 9, 2019
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