1. A flexible rubber apparatus used as a reservoir for fluids used to clean the female vagina (see also poontang, quim, etc.) on an unnecessary basis.
2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.
2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.
I need a douche 'coz I have a smelly cunt.
I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?
He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.
Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.
That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.
Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.
I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?
He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.
Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.
That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.
Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.
by Big Gwynnie March 24, 2010
Get the Douche Bag mug.1. n. - Someone who commits cowardly acts and refuses to take responsibility for them, usually getting peers in trouble. Often tries to put others down with insults that a person with the intelect of a snail could think of. Never lends money, never does favors, does not give a f_ck if you go and jump of a cliff. A crappy friend, relies and depends on other people misery for pleasure.
"Josh is such a f_ucking douche bag, he put dog sh_t in my backpack and told me it wasn't him, then asked me for a dollar for a water bottle... i pushed him to the floor and he cracked up and told me to get a life."
by PlGEON May 16, 2006
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a person (typically a guy) who succeeds in pissing everyone off and completely failing to recognize it. except for some reason manages to be the most attractive guy (typically) in the place.
sometime refers to a guy who writes bad four chord repeat songs on a guitar then names the song after a girl.
sometime refers to a guy who writes bad four chord repeat songs on a guitar then names the song after a girl.
by chuck norris :D April 16, 2009
Get the douche bag mug.Adj, Noun: Someone who is completly in a hatered spectrum of yours. The person is a total ass and you hate them for how they come out of no where and talk shit about you, even though they cant back it up.
Me:(just sitting there)
Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy.
Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag
Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy.
Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag
by JaYmIsOn April 9, 2006
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2. That douche bag is still peddling his corny tripe on the radio.
2. That douche bag is still peddling his corny tripe on the radio.
by janet99 February 8, 2009
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"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."
Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."
Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"
"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."
Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."
Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"
by Kato, I'm his dad August 31, 2010
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