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double-dicking

Double-dicking, v. - Early 21st century hoin’ vernacular

a. flirting, conversating, or dancing with two males at the same time

b. the occurrence of dating two men within a 24 hour period

c. the practice of select and limited non-monogamy, i.e. simultaneously dating two men over a period of time

d. the feat of having some type of sexual activity with two dudes in a period of 24hours

e. a male to female to male threesome; or a male to male to male threesome

f. the act by men or women of using double-dong dildos during sexual activity
a. I thought she was going home with both of them dudes the way she was double-dicking at the club last night.

b. She'd gotten in the habit of double-dicking Nesean and Orishio on Saturdays.

c. She double-dicking and ain't ready to settle down yet.

d. Double-dicking really ain't my thing.

e. That was some serious double-dicking in that flick.

f. Requiem For a Dream has the best double-dicking scene ever.
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Double Dicker

Somebody who is not able to get with any girls, so he turns to sneaking into two-ways, and making them three-ways.
I was fucking a girl and then all of a sudden a double dicker came out of nowhere and made my two way a three-way.
by The Man with No Name November 6, 2017
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double dicker

situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.
Rob: "Dude, I just won the gold medal in seven events this Olympics, plus, I won the lottery yesterday and seem to have developed superhuman powers."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."
by Rob February 15, 2003
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double dicker

The act of sucking your boss's and his boss's dicks at the same time in order to get ahead in the workplace.
Gary started at the same time as me and now he is my boss. The only way to explain this is that he is a double dicker.
by thedoubledicker September 16, 2016
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double dicker taco

When you and your homeboy double team a Mexican chick. Thats pretty much it. But thats how it starts. The double dicking must be done simultaneously to apply to this definition.
Last night, this chick Juanita, was into both of us gringos. We convinced her to come home with us and had the most amazing double dicker taco.
by albertocrat June 8, 2015
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Double Dickhead

Poorly thought out insulting word used by those with inferior vocabularies, derived from India
by frangalangadingdong December 23, 2011
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Double Dicking

Double dicking is the action of two straight males taking a phallic object, placing it against their genitals and humping it, symbolizing the insertion of their penis into the partners penis. Because this is impossible, double dicking acts as a vessel for these sexual urges.

Double dicking is known as the ultimate male-male sexual experience.
Cassius: Hey Ip, tryna' do some double dicking?
Ip-Man: Hell yeah, grab the body pillow.
by The Drue September 18, 2012
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