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Doomsday interchange

A high speed interchange designed to funnel traffic from one highway into the lanes of oncoming traffic on another.
None of the drivers or passengers who died were drinking. Now people are worried about leaving their driveways, what if the state designed another new doomsday interchange somewhere else?
by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020
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Doomsday Bunny

A woman that repeatedly offers sex in exchange for food, shelter, or any other comfort post-apocalypse. Although some may view her as a whore, some individuals see her as being extremely resourceful. A woman in this predicament will often say "you got to do, what you got to do"
She never prepped for the end of the world because she wanted to be a doomsday bunny.
by lukebacksighter March 25, 2020
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Doomsday Raider

A person who panic buys items during a crisis situation and sells them for profit once a store’s stock is cleaned out
Those Doomsday Raiders just scalped all the toilet paper and ammo
by OldDogg April 28, 2021
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Doomsday variant

What the CDC calls a “variant of high consequence”. So far, none have been identified in the country.
I honestly hope there isn’t a doomsday variant of covid
by Fortnite1500 September 29, 2021
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Doomsday flashbang

A doomsday flashbang is where the end of the world is about to happen so your whole neighbourhood cum simultaneously on the hottest woman around then all take turns slapping both her ears at the same time
Guy 1-let’s have a doomsday flashbang

Guy 2-Well it’s the end of the world anyway

Guy 3-LETS DO IT!!!
by TheRealMan101 December 20, 2022
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Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023
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doomsday syndrome

A syndrome known by majority of people mainly on Discord that is used on people who stop talking and even listening in a voice chat because they are typing something in chat, losing focus on what a person was saying in voice chat.
“Yo what time is it for you?” - Says in vc

“Huh what did you say? I was too focused typing in chat…”

“That’s called doomsday syndrome.”
by holdingyouforransom June 9, 2024
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