A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023
Get the Doomsday Clockmug. Doomsday is a day which cannot be revived even by dark magic. It is a day also referred to as "Mondays." However it can go beyond a typical "Monday" and may be much worse.
by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017
Get the Doomsdaymug. by TRENDSETTA123 March 27, 2011
Get the doomsday classmug. by thatguysbsing June 22, 2022
Get the doomsdaymug. A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019
Get the The Intestinal Doomsdaymug. A cognitive personality disorder that causes a normally rational person to assume the worst possible case scenario until proven otherwise.
"Why doesn't the client want me in the meeting? They must want me off the account! You know I have the doomsday gene."
by heresthestory February 9, 2017
Get the doomsday genemug. by Fat clout clouds April 19, 2018
Get the fat doomsdaysmug.