Doomsday interchange 

A high speed interchange designed to funnel traffic from one highway into the lanes of oncoming traffic on another.

None of the drivers or passengers who died were drinking. Now people are worried about leaving their driveways, what if the state designed another new doomsday interchange somewhere else?

Doomsday interchange by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020

Doomsday Bunny 

A woman that repeatedly offers sex in exchange for food, shelter, or any other comfort post-apocalypse. Although some may view her as a whore, some individuals see her as being extremely resourceful. A woman in this predicament will often say "you got to do, what you got to do"

She never prepped for the end of the world because she wanted to be a doomsday bunny.

Doomsday Bunny by lukebacksighter March 25, 2020

Doomsday Raider 

A person who panic buys items during a crisis situation and sells them for profit once a store’s stock is cleaned out

Those Doomsday Raiders just scalped all the toilet paper and ammo

Doomsday Raider by OldDogg April 28, 2021

Doomsday variant 

What the CDC calls a “variant of high consequence”. So far, none have been identified in the country.

I honestly hope there isn’t a doomsday variant of covid

Doomsday variant by Fortnite1500 September 29, 2021

Doomsday flashbang 

A doomsday flashbang is where the end of the world is about to happen so your whole neighbourhood cum simultaneously on the hottest woman around then all take turns slapping both her ears at the same time

Guy 1-let’s have a doomsday flashbang

Guy 2-Well it’s the end of the world anyway

Guy 3-LETS DO IT!!!

Doomsday flashbang by TheRealMan101 December 20, 2022

Doomsday Clock 

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.

According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?

Doomsday Clock by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023

doomsday syndrome 

A syndrome known by majority of people mainly on Discord that is used on people who stop talking and even listening in a voice chat because they are typing something in chat, losing focus on what a person was saying in voice chat.

“Yo what time is it for you?” - Says in vc

“Huh what did you say? I was too focused typing in chat…”

“That’s called doomsday syndrome.”

doomsday syndrome by holdingyouforransom June 9, 2024