A cognitive personality disorder that causes a normally rational person to assume the worst possible case scenario until proven otherwise.
"Why doesn't the client want me in the meeting? They must want me off the account! You know I have the doomsday gene."
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None of the drivers or passengers who died were drinking. Now people are worried about leaving their driveways, what if the state designed another new doomsday interchange somewhere else?
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Get the Doomsday mug.A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
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