Puddle Dodgers

When a trouser is so short on a persons leg, as you step in a puddle, the bottom of the trouser leg dosent get wet.

aslo see - ankle swinger

Haha, look at him and his Puddle Dodgers

by Quaver Raver October 31, 2009

cream dodger

A sexual partner who is unwilling to see a blow-job through to orgasm.

Susan gave me a great BJ last night but just when I was about to cum she finished me off with her hand. I wish she wasn't such a cream dodger and let me cum in her mouth.

by der Alte Fritz July 23, 2006

dogger

a person who jogs with their dog

This morning, I almost hit a dogger on my way to work.

by meow woof meow February 22, 2010

Dingle Donger

When you have an old pair of boxers with a hole or tear in the crotch... then you squat down and your balls and dong hang down through the hole in the crotch

I thought it would be relaxing to do some Yoga in my boxers, but then my girlfriend noticed I had a total Dingle Donger.

by Flubber McDonkeydick October 26, 2007

duck dodger

Someone who consistently dodges any form of social interaction with lame excuses.

Also a cartoon character portrayed by Daffy Duck, known from the show: Duck Dodgers of the Twenty Fourth and a Half Century. Has a faithful sidekick known as Eager Space Cadet, portrayed by Porky Pig

Man, that fool always comes up with some excuse no to come with us or let us use his place, he's a duck dodger

by Winterfresh Gum October 28, 2008

cock dodger

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.

Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"

by simatt March 12, 2008

sperm dodger

A woman who despises a man semen. She normally does not have a problem with sex however, when the guys about to come she will avoid any and all contact with the semen.

Sally gives great head, but when I was ready to come she jumped off the couch. That bitch is a major sperm dodger!

by Loadman2007 August 13, 2007