Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”
by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025
Get the Dog Assmug. by tony lopez15 December 26, 2020
Get the Ugly Ass Dogmug. This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass
That fucking bitch ass dog
by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024
Get the That fucking bitch ass dogmug. a hot dog sandwiched in between someone's butt cheeks which someone else eats as they eat the person's ass out
by assdog69 October 30, 2019
Get the ass dogmug. Typically used to describe something as being of extremely poor quality, worthless, or utterly disappointing
by Dape100 July 13, 2023
Get the Dog Assmug. 
Get the Dog ass hoemug. by Ubri_imadumbtoaster November 30, 2021
Get the dog assmug.