tunes disease

a disease sufferd by people who simply can't stop groovin'.

many times these people will be seen dancing and groovin' as they were at a Dead show. However, there is no music playing.

Did you see that hippie? He's dancing so hard he must have tunes disease.

by axlisgod1 February 22, 2011

Thot disease

When a girl or guy swallows cum multiple times over a course of time that it causes one to get a sore throat.

Sally: Damn it hurts to swallow, I definitely have thot disease!

Brittney: Damn, how much dick you been sucking lately Sally?

by pagina December 11, 2017

moon disease

Temporary condition primarily caused by sitting on wicker or cane chairs leaving matching circular indentations on the skin after prolonged exposure. Variants involve skin creases after prolonged sleeping or clothing items leaving similar impressions.

Sitting on that wicker chair all morning gave my legs some serious moon disease!

by vertov September 27, 2018

Moopins disease

Moopins disease is a disease which results in loud, random, often unexpected outbursts that cannot be explained by any normal behavioural patterns.

Dude 1: What was that?
Dude 2: It’s ok, she has Moopins disease, she can’t control it.

by shelbsy February 24, 2021

duck's disease

If you are suffering from "Duck's Disease", you are very short or have short legs. In other words, your bottom is very close to the ground.

Jeez, look at that short fella waddling along over there, he must have Duck's Disease.

by JamieBlade June 3, 2018

I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease

When your tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long

Billie's stomach hurt a bit too much for a bit too long, she had I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease

by lxstyourappeal May 12, 2021

Cuntingtons Disease

A disease in which a girl acts deliberately or otherwise like a total cunt. This girl may appear bitchy or needy but rest assured she only has a case of Cuntingtons Disease.

Cures for Cuntingtons Disease are as follows
Reality Check
A Good Lay
New Clothes

Compliments

Travis: "Dude, that chick has always been a total bitch to me."
Zack: "Naw dude, its just her Cuntingtons Disease acting up again."
Travis: "Oh, no worries."

by Radio Rocket December 30, 2009