Dilsmack

When somebody is being a fuck tard.

Hey you fucking dilsmack shut the fuck up bitch

by Jamie "RB" Royse July 16, 2008

dilmoose

(1) A moose with a dildo in every orifice.
(2) A meal consisting of moose meat seasoned with dil.

(1)Holy shit! A dilmoose!
(2)This dilmoose tastes great!

by Callum Morton August 6, 2006

Dilfer-ized

1. Restricting a quarterback from throwing the ball and instead allowing him to hand off the ball to the running back and rely on the defense to win football games.

2. Treating your QB like the turnover prone bitch he is and letting your RB and OL do all the work.

2000 Baltimore Ravens started Trent Dilfer over Tony Banks after two consecutive losses. The Dilfer-ized Raven's offense would gain 1,364 yards rushing from Jamal Lewis. Trent Dilfer finished the year with 1,502 yards passing in 8 starts.

2009 Cincinnati Bengals Dilfer-ized their quarterback, Carson Palmer. Palmer finished the year with 3,094 yards passing while Cedric Benson gained 1,251 yards rushing

Woody Hayes basic coaching philosophy "three yards and a cloud of dust" - aka Dilfer-ized Philosophy

by Chad Stones January 7, 2010

dillmoll

The wannabe tart who hangs off of a dillhole in the mistaken belief that he is a gangster or even gangsta.

Eg. Look at Betty with that dillhole gaffer she’s such a dillmoll!

by DaedalusTwice October 9, 2019

Dilemmix

A term used to say your going to kill LGBTQ+ people

Wanna Dilemmix those bitchs

by Beardev May 18, 2021

honorary DILF

A hot man over the age of 30 who could be a DILF (dad I'd like to fuck) but has no kids.

Chris Evans is an honorary dilf.

by gatekeepsebastainstan August 24, 2021

Hedgehog's dilemma

A lonely heart experiencing hedgehog's dilemma craves loving relationship but:
1
Doubts that love as she defines it is possible
2
Has built up a wall around her heart as a defense from past hurts
3
Is in love and is afraid, very afraid
4
Is necessarily cautious

Is one suffering from hedgehog's dilemma more compatible with a porcupine, who is also guarded, or a puppy that is open to and unafraid of love?

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 11, 2019