Nice guy dilemma

When you such a nice guy everyone likes you but then the girl you like dumps you because she feels guilty of not being able to reciprocate.

You get dumped for being a douchebag too.. such a dilemma

A: I got dumped yesterday by my gf , said I was too nice for her
B:dafuq reason is that bro
C: Ikr.. nice guy dilemma

by Red motherducking ducks1 January 7, 2020

Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma

When the opinions of your work of art by the educated few and the general public are wildly different from one another, leaving you unsure on which you should treat as important or relevant.

Ah yes, the ole' Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma; do you listen to the critics who know what they're talking about who what you to stimulate them intellectually, or the audience who come en masse to make an emotional connection with what you've made? Which one truly matters? Which one should you take seriously? Who's opinion effects future exhibitions? Do either of them even matter?

by The Logical Fallacy June 10, 2022

Ugandian dilemma

a situation in which one must release feces but cannot for fear of others heraing the feces dropping in the toilet - "plop"

At two in the morning I woke up and ran to the bathroom but faced a Ugandian dilemma once there

by beast and stooge December 11, 2003

Cornholio's Dilemma

The situation one faces if offered sex when one's poopchute is in a state of less-than-optimal hygiene. This may be due to splatter ass, lack of access to bathing facilities, or just plain laziness. The risks are to accept the sex and run the risk of being thought a skank or dirtball, or to turn down the sex even though you might avoid detection of your filthy fudgepipe.

Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.

I had just gotten back from a camping trip when my buddy's hot sister walked up the driveway and started coming on to me. Having gone three days without a bath, using only leaves for toilet paper, I thus experienced Cornholio's Dilemma.

by Gabby Johnson March 17, 2008

Taco Dilemma

If you've ever eaten a taco, or a particularly full sandwich, you have encountered the Taco Dilemma. The problem arises when you realize that your taco has so many toppings, and so much meat, that if you try to take a bite from one end, much of the contents will drop out the other side.

Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?

Carl pauses, taco in hand, and realizes the horror of the situation before him. Should he choose one end, he surely dooms the other to the horrible fate of falling, uneaten, to the plate.

His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"

by Tinglystix August 14, 2007

The Dap-Slap Dilemma

Stems from the uncertainty of whether a friend or acquaintence is going to greet you with a dap (first pound), or slap (hand slap), at the beginning or end of an encounter. This could get extremley awkward, as a situation may arise where Person A is preparing for a Dap and Person B is preparing for a slap. This causes each party to change hand positions. The split second before a greeting or goodbye, Person 1 may prepare to greet Person 2 with an open first, while Person 2 prepares to greet Person 1 with a closed fist. Instead of just one person switching positions to allow for an agreeable handshake, each person switchs, and the cycle continues. The longer it goes on, the more awkward it is.

"Dude, I saw Jim at the bar tonight and we fell victim to The Dap-Slap Dilemma". It lasted for about 2 minutes. It was SO AWKWARD!"

The Dap Slap Dilemma necessitates the need to call out what type of handshake you are going to perform before you greet or say goodbye to someone.

by wbkksfyj343 June 16, 2009

dilemman

a problem or difficulty that can occur only to men.

without the handy pockets of his sport coat my husband faces the dilemman of whether or not to manccessorize with a murse when it is too freaking hot.

by caro* July 2, 2008