Diet Coke Condom 

When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.

The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.

Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.

Diet Coke Condom by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

Diet Coke Fatso 

When a person of very large frame drinks Diet Coke with there meals.

WFAN commentator Mike Francesia is a diet coke fatso. We all know one and laugh every time.

Diet Coke Fatso by ObanaitisMan June 5, 2009

diet coke head

1. Someone who cant go one day (or one hour) without drinking a diet coke.

2. Someone who goes to the bathroom frequently as a result of drinking too much diet coke.

3. A person who is skinny because they use diet coke as a way to feel full, instead of eating food.

"You drank that whole pack of diet coke already?! Its only been in the fridge for one day! You are such a diet coke head!"

-She is always running off to the bathroom.
-Yeah shes such a diet coke head.

diet coke head by caffeinequeen November 8, 2007

diet coke hair 

1. Girls with nasty, thinning hair. Also applicable to guys with long hair.

- Can be straight or curly and any color

"That girl be wearing weave cuz she got that diet coke hair"
"She fine but she got that diet coke hair"

diet coke hair by matt 10isking December 31, 2017

diet coke addict 

1) someone who is disregarding the side effects of over drinking diet coke
2) those who go insane with a withdraw form diet coke

rylee is an extreme diet coke addict, she drinks over 35 in a week!!

diet coke addict by avocado721 September 7, 2018

diet coke commercial 

Watching hot men with nice muscles, like in the Diet Coke commercial where office women use their time on break to look out the window onto the construction workers.

Oh man, he was a total Diet Coke commercial, I just stood there and stared at his abs. I want to lick that little spot above his hip.

diet coke commercial by Coell CMU February 13, 2007

diet coke of evil 

when someone is only a tiny bit evil they are the diet coke of evil

ur semi evil
ur quasi evil
ur the DIET COKE of evil

diet coke of evil by Brainfreeze March 20, 2005