dicktorias secret

The store where guys buy grey sweat pants to show off their shlongs. Also known as the Nike store.

Chad: dude I need to go to dicktorias secret, it’s that time of the year again

by Ram ranch cowboy January 2, 2021

dickfornuts

1.person who has a penis where his testicles should be
2.insult - word used interchangably with toolbag

That Kelly Kaiser sure is a dickfornuts.

by ba all the way November 10, 2004

dicktraitor

Someone you trusted but they end up hooking up with the girl you like.

A; I can't believe he did that to me man, he knew how much I liked her.
B: This guy sounds like a real dicktraitor.

by SwaPra March 22, 2017

Dickture

A picture of your dick!

Dick-pics are so 2000s, I take dicktures!

by Titan49 January 18, 2020

dicktorus

A clitorus of such a large size it resembles a small penis.

Oh my honey! I turned you on and it appears your clitorus looks like a dick! I shall name it Dicktorus

by BigCountry1 January 16, 2011

Dicktures

Dick pictures

Send me dicktures

by Vanillaxskys February 19, 2014

dicktarded

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.

Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.

by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009