I was banging this 75-year old grandma the other day while making my vacuum sales house calls. I asked the old bag "where do you want it baby?" and she answered "ooooo I want yer dooley sauce all over my jugs.....please please....gimme yer dooley sauce!!!!"
by Barry McCockalot February 14, 2008
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They can normally be distinguished by their habits of chain smoking, swigging the cheapest cans of beer their local off licence sells and pissing in suburban streets from mid-afternoon onwards. While wearing clothes from the early 90s.
They're especially prominent in the north-east London areas of Tottenham and Walthamstow, from where they clog up the Victoria line trains.
Male specimens tend to facially resemble red potatoes with buzzcuts if it's been sunny recently, while females inevitably have a look of Vladimir Putin about them.
They can normally be distinguished by their habits of chain smoking, swigging the cheapest cans of beer their local off licence sells and pissing in suburban streets from mid-afternoon onwards. While wearing clothes from the early 90s.
They're especially prominent in the north-east London areas of Tottenham and Walthamstow, from where they clog up the Victoria line trains.
Male specimens tend to facially resemble red potatoes with buzzcuts if it's been sunny recently, while females inevitably have a look of Vladimir Putin about them.
"Cool, there's a couple of seats free on the tube."
"Shit, it's next to a gang of pissed-up Doleskis. Let's stand up in the next carriage eh, they probably smell of wee."
"Shit, it's next to a gang of pissed-up Doleskis. Let's stand up in the next carriage eh, they probably smell of wee."
by Skoptsie July 12, 2007
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D.O.L.E acronym for Department Of Labour and Employment. unemployment benefit in the UK from 1911 until 2001 when dwp took over and called it job seekers allowance and now universal credit
my granddad was on the D.O.L.E claiming fortnightly giros after the mines shut down. i finished college, couldn't get a job and now i get Universal credit but everyone still calls it "the dole"
by Burgerboy118 October 14, 2018
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Get the dole scum mug.The northern hemisphere equivalent of the aussies dale rat, too stupid to commit a crime and get sent to oz, found in most urban areas especially Bradford.
by gmanbrad April 16, 2010
Get the dole mole mug.Also known as the Danza Slap, this is when one takes their penis in their hand and gives someone a sharp smack across the face with it. Also related to the dole-beating.
by Randy June 1, 2004
Get the dolewhip mug.A guy who ran for president against Bill Clinton. Known for speaking of himself in the third person. Possibly the most infinitely awesome being on the earth. Appeared on the Simpsons, Family Guy, a pepsi commercial.
Bob Dole doesn't like this. Bob Dole doesn't like this one bit.
Bob Dole has the power!
Bob Dole AWAY!
Bob Dole has the power!
Bob Dole AWAY!
by Nick12345 September 3, 2006
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