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Wank Detector

Device used to sound an alarm if anything increases in size by over 2 Inches, more elaborite systems have a Laser used to disintergate the object.
Pretty Obvious? if not, then go ask your dad.
by Kestrel April 16, 2005
mugGet the Wank Detectormug.

alabama lie detector

A police baton. Draws a reference to the outdated practice of using a baton to filter the truth from a suspect.
"Deputy Dwane, get my alabama lie detector. Looks like we've got us a live one"
by sfy January 6, 2008
mugGet the alabama lie detectormug.

Timey-Whimey Detector

A machine that is used by the Doctor, in the BBC series Doctor who. It goes ding when there's stuff.
*Alien monster fish beast flies overhead a blue box*
*Man comes out of blue box and chases after it screaming Allons y*

Timey-Whimey Detector: "DING"
by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 22, 2010
mugGet the Timey-Whimey Detectormug.

Mexican metal detector

My Gardner was using a Mexican metal detector out side
Of my bed room while I was trying to sleep
by Spoofster84 January 2, 2011
mugGet the Mexican metal detectormug.

Furry Detector 2.0

A Roblox game by SakDevRblx_alt which detects whether or not a Roblox user is a furry by their username. In later updates, more detectors got added to the game. Instead of just furry detector, there is now weeb detector, maid detector, Edater detector, Thug detector, and slender detector. The game will determine the results by checking their avatar items, assets, favorites, badges, friends, user description, outfits, username, and display name.
by Shwiiwvrhroelwn December 1, 2022
mugGet the Furry Detector 2.0mug.

head lice Detector

Someone who adopted a pet lice and took it to the next level. Someone you pisses in you pool just to annoy you. Some one who HATES sharing there lice.
“AYO!, do me a favor and gimme some lice bro!” “NO YOU SMELLY WELLY !” “I AINT SHARING MY LICE!” “What a head lice detector!”
by Sam o shame ass July 6, 2021
mugGet the head lice Detectormug.

Sex Detector Gun

n. (Seh-ehcks deet-ehcktohr guhnn) 1. Used by the Jesus Patrol to find traces of sex, in spots wear Jesus most recently had or used sex.
"I've got Sex Levels at an all time high"
by Nizzoid November 15, 2003
mugGet the Sex Detector Gunmug.

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