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Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.
Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!
by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009
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Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
by ‍‍ January 15, 2021
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Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.
The 16th student is... Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.
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despairity

A situation of unequal melancholy.
One should try to empathize in his friend's sorrows whenever possible, to minimize despairity.
by QuacksO June 27, 2023
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netflix and despair

When you know that there will be no netflix and chill tonight, only disappointment. So you just watch some show and contemplate on your despair.

See also netflix and sleep, netflix and angry, netflix and sad, and married netflix and chill.
Did you netflix and chill last night?
Of course not, there was only netflix and despair.
by hazelnutbiscotti July 3, 2018
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Crying, Sadness, Pain and Despair

The feelings you get when entering a classroom after a holiday or the summer break. When you feel lost and out of touch after realizing you don't know who your friends really are since you don't hang out much with them. Also this sentence describes the feeling you get when you don't crave any physical touch but are forced to let your family kiss or hug you to not ruin everyone's mood. This is an everyday feeling that won't go away <3
How do you feel? "Crying, sadness, pain and despair"
by Don'tTouchMePlease April 15, 2023
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Despair

The feeling of hopelessness, way better than hope.
It’s a feeling to don’t even have to do anything to feel.
Oh…this feeling on despair…
by PERICLODTHEGREATESR October 3, 2022
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