When you have drunk the whole bottle of water or a beverage, it always appears to have a drop leftover in the bottom of the container. That drop of drink is considered as the best portion, but u just can't drink it because of the fucking surface tension
George: "Dude I can't drink the last drop of my coke godammit, it's That Last Desperation!"
Tom : "Don't even start that shit to ruin my mood of this day u dick."
Tom : "Don't even start that shit to ruin my mood of this day u dick."
by Your gf's boy Jowey April 17, 2018
Get the That last desperation mug.Essentially, a "shit fight". A defecation altercation is an expression of extreme anger and frustration. Occasionally, it may be synonymous with "shit fit", or the throwing of feces.
by anonyfawks August 5, 2010
Get the defecation altercation mug.The act of vaginal penetration that is only accomplished by first penetrating through the denim of a girl's jeans. Usually done out of sheer excitement, and uninhibited anticipation. See double denetration
Daamn, that girl's booty is lookin' so fine. Fuck getting her naked I'm about to pull some denetration.
by MC (Sin)atra January 21, 2008
Get the Denetration mug.That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.
While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
by weave December 9, 2003
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desication/desification refers to the progressive acquisition of indian cultural traits by non-indians and especially white people.
desication/desification refers to the progressive acquisition of indian cultural traits by non-indians and especially white people.
this indianising of an individual or a culture is exemplified when a person becomes adept at eating with their hands (and intensifies when they can eat rice with their hands), when their spice tolerance levels reach impressive levels (impressive even to desis), when they know and can recount the names of various dishes and the different spice combinations in each and finally concretises when a movie scene with dancing in the rain invokes the use of the fast forward button.
"joans desication/desification is almost complete. she knows how to eat rice with her hands and she can eat spicy food now"
"joans desication/desification is almost complete. she knows how to eat rice with her hands and she can eat spicy food now"
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Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
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