The Ali G Defence

When someone accuses another of racism, in response to criticism unrelated to their race. As seen by Sacha Baren Cohen's character Ali G and his famous line

"I tried telling him he shouldn't litter, and he pulled out the Ali G Defence immediately "

by Spark1 July 24, 2025

The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024

Josh defence league

The josh defence league is better than the panini gang. Josh is the greatest to ever exist and will never be defeated. JDL will always be better. No questions🍆

The josh defence league is better than the panini gang

by Joshua defence league February 2, 2022

Personal Defence Weapon

A class of compact firearms, essentially hybrids between Assault Rifles and Sub-Machine Guns. Designed to be both small and light so they can be carried by Non-combatant Personnel, but still have the capability to penetrate modern ballistic body armour. This is usually achieved by utilising special cartridges, such as the 5.7x28mm FN or the 4.6x30mm HK. Very effective in Close Quarter Combat, this class of firearms has been adopted by several Special Forces, Law Enforcement Agencies and Counter-Terrorist Units.

Notable examples include the FN P90, the HK MP7, the PDW Version of the FN SCAR and the AAC Honey Badger.

...so then these Paratroopers went for our Supply Personnel, assuming that they were easy bait. But luckily, they were equipped with Personal Defence Weapons and managed to hold them back until combatant units were on place.

by Ashirg April 16, 2020