December 9 

December 9 is the day you sleep with someone hot!

It’s december 9, going to sleep with my hot friend.

December 9 by Gundy the man December 8, 2020

December 9 

Matching day, you match clothes with a family member or a friend.

Hey you know what today is?
No
It’s december 9 matching day wanna match?

Sure

December 9 by anonymous December 8, 2020

December 9 

National have a cry day

Here’s a day where you can just let go of those bad emotions!

Person 1: Hey, you okay?

Person 2: *sniffs* not really..

Person 1: Well today is December 9 so you can have a cry on me if you like <3

Person 2: *smiles* Thanks :

December 9 by queermuzhroom December 7, 2021

December 9 

December 9 is national praise Mayson Landry for his legendary jazz solo.

Guy: Ayy you slippery goose, what day is it?
Slippery Goose: You already know it’s December 9 bro
Guy: Fr? Where’s Mayson Landry?
Slippery Goose: Why you got beef?
Guy: It’s national praise Mayson Landry for his jazz solo
Slippery Goose: Ait’ bet

December 9 by Mayson Landry enthusiast December 8, 2021

December 9 

December 9th is national twerk on ur crush day

if you are shy u can hug them Ig 🙄 but its December 9th soooo do sum

December 9 by txdt.shawty December 8, 2021

December 9 

Give your crush a heart <3

gives crush a heart*

Him/Her: Whats this for?

You: its december 9th

Him/Her: <3

December 9 by ur.fav. hispanic<3333 December 9, 2021

December 9 

The day where you steal an item from someone else’s lunch.

Person 1: *steals
Person 2: hey why’d you steal that from me?
Person 1: It’s December 9
Person 2: that’s no excuse to steal stuff, shitass

December 9 by You’re all hive minded cunts December 9, 2021