The ancient Mayan civilization predicted that on December 21, Y2K12, Chuck Norris
will be utterly
pwned. His demise
will spell the end of our protection from aliens. The aliens will invade and enslave the human race to harvest us for our internal organs. The whole Y2K12 thing is just a "cooler" way to say 2012 for all you r-tards out there that couldn't figure that out.
Guy:1 What if the Mayans are right about December 21, Y2K12? Chuck Fan: IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!! Guy1: But what if? Chuck Fan: LISTEN..If Chuck Norris loses, the universe
will implode, there's no way in
hell there
will even BE any aliens to invade.