denzel washington

The greatest actor ever to walk on the face of the earth. Sometimes refered to as "the zel" because he pwns that much ass in his movies, that he can have his own nickname. I wouldnt be the least bit surprized if the zel was actually god or the mesiah that the jews have been looking for. He even did a queer nickolodian commericial and made it greatness. If you disagree with me then you are retarded, AND THE ZEL WILL SMITE YOU WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ACTING SKILLS BITCH!

My friend:dude im gonna get fucking LAIED tonite
Me: Denzel Washington has a new movie out
My friend: ZOMG!! im going to tell mirah carey right infront of her TITS that im going to see the new zel movie!!
Me: your right the zel owns mariah carey

by slizzamin samuel September 17, 2008

denzel robinson

Railin bitches 24/7, nigga with additude..

Denzel is the pwnage!

by anonymous April 12, 2005

Denzel

A art student that enjoys the satisfaction he gets from pushing others; A pushing savage

Woah did you Big Molly push Austin she was being a Denzel the pushing savage.

by MZyass54 September 28, 2018

Dirty Denzel

When you’re fucking a potato and you nut in it. Then you put it in the oven and serve it to your family.

I did a Dirty Denzel to my family yesterday

by Dirtiest Denzel December 8, 2020

Denzel Washington

Is simply the definition of "cool" at a level that Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff cant even compare..

I walked into that party and pimped the hos like I was Denzel Washington!

by Tristan Trouble May 21, 2007

Denzel

A very popular, strong alcoholic drink that contains the following:

5 parts - Nikolai Vodka
3 parts - Peach Schnapps
1 part - Apple Juice (optional)
Top it off with a 'splash' of purple Gatorade for color.
"Some of that grape drink baby"

Yo nigga, let me get a "Denzel" on the rocks. Don't forget that purple stuff either.

by OGtripletriple November 18, 2012

DeAngelo Fargalli

The ultamite lord of cheese

DeAngelo Fargalli ate my cheese.

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 13, 2020