King Kong Defense

Legal strategy used by Carl Lundström's lawyer in the Pirate Bay trial of 2009.
This defense is effective for its ability to come out of left field, catching the prosecution completely off guard and furthermore, obliterating their weak arguments.

Carl Lundstrom's attorney:"The person responsible for uploads of copyrighted files might as well be a user named King-Kong in the jungles of Cambodia".

More examples...
Prosecution: Blah blah, you're aiding people in stealing intellectual property
Defense: Wrong, it was King Kong in Cambodia!
Prosecution: WTF!!!?
Defense: Suck the King Kong defense! How do you ever expect to win now?

by Arockalypse February 18, 2009

Chewbaca Defense

A defense used by Johnny Cocran that was used help Chef in the episode Chef Aid in South Park

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, this, is Chewbaca. Now why am i talking about Chewbaca when this man's life is on the line, i tell you... I dont know, I-Dont-Know.

by adfneionvo July 8, 2004

salsa defense

When a person attempts to bean dip another person, they may block the bean dip by hitting the opponent's scooping hand and declaring "salsa". The person who deflected the bean dip is then allowed a five second period to lightly hit the other person, all the while yelling "salsa, salsa, salsa".

Andrew tried to bean dip me earlier, but i used the salsa defense and blocked it.

by special prune May 26, 2011

hatter defense

A defense to trolling, most commonly on World of Warcraft forums, that involves saying that the troll "can't stop hiding behind alts and troll on their main." Usually improperly punctuated with poor grammar.

Near perfect execution of the hatter defense:

"Is it because I have what little balls it takes to post on my main, I mean I understand the point of some trolls its either they want some anonymity, which makes no sense seeing how your in a faceless game, or they want to make you mad because you don't know their main and can't bug them"

by KalametyTheRogue April 13, 2010

The Alba Defense

A form of arguing when you take the most decisive evidence, sound thinking, and non-debatable logic, and promptly debunk it in the most uncreative, asinine, and ass-backwards way possible without even thinking.

Developed by Quercus Alba, an ambassador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on American soil. When questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, Alba simply said that they were wrong. He was found not guilty.

Cop: You're fingerprints are on the murder weapon, the victim's blood is on your coat, a witness says you did it.

Accused: Nopes. They're wrong.

Cop: CURSES!!! HE'S USING THE ALBA DEFENSE!!!!!!

by Bugsy McGee June 1, 2011

Malware Defense

A Brand of "scareware" that just appears on a victims computer often with the victim doing nothing to provoke it. It installs a program and states that certain viruses are infecting a victims computer that actually aren't. Eventually causes the system to freeze and crash and cancels out any antivirus software that maybe on the persons PC. It also pesters you into paying up to $50 for them to stop bombarding you with error messages. The software it just fucks up the system if the person purchases it.

With criminals injecting Malware Defense into victims computers, protective software isn't safe anymore.

by grizmeister April 21, 2010

Belkan Defense

The act of nuking yourself so hard that your enemies desist on taking over

As if in response to Sora's laugh, one more City went down, taking the enemy units with it. They'd used the nuclear option in their own territory - the famous "Belkan Defense"

by ignaciolobos January 29, 2020