democrat

someone who sucks dick paints nails and gets pissed at the world for not letting knowing there pronouns are cat/cat self and will assume your racist if you are white

“how dare you refuse to let me not shit in a litter box! i will have you canceled you racist homophobic cracker, why can’t you suck dick and be a democrat like me?”

by kanye=daddy June 26, 2021

Democock

A person who has a delusion that voting for the democratic party solves everything.

Don't be a dick, don't be a democock.

by sadly_no_one September 14, 2019

Democratic Immunity

Similar to Diplomatic Immunity, a secret clause in US legal code that prohibits the prosecution of Democratic Party members, family or associates for corruption or felonies. It is rigidly enforced by the DOJ and FBI.

Hillary Clinton, Lois Lerner and the Mueller Special Counsel investigation destroyed or caused to be destroyed evidence under subpoena but were not prosecuted because they were protected by Democratic Immunity.

by Dakawn Vick February 27, 2020

Democrat Privilege

Never having to answer for brazen public criminal activity. Getting away with murder, literally. Above the law, "untouchable."The ability to rail false accusations ad nauseam to avert attention from the actual criminal activity of the accuser democrat. "stealing elections and getting away with it on a national scale. Being responsible for all "systemic racism" and blaming everyone else for it. The ability to program weak-minded masses into believing in and implementing communism in the free world and passing it off as humanitarian when in fact it murders a million people a year minimum just to be a "thing" and has been a consistent failure since its inception etc...

She will never be held to account because she has Democrat Privilege.

by Africa Nature June 25, 2021

Democratic Republic of Congo

It's not democratic

Congo Citizen: "I'm going to vote for who will be in charge of the Democratic Republic of Congo"
Felix Tshisekedi: "You can't vote dumbass"
Congo Citizen "Aw shit"

by LordTrafficCone November 28, 2021

daemos

Daemos, a mysterious species that emerged shortly after what is known as the " Founding Daemos " appeared from the water. The main cause as to why the Founder came into existance is still unknown to this very day. They all have their own unique features, and are often times measured in meters. On average, they range from 2 meters to even 17 meters. While some are intelligent and others are braindead, they all have a sense of bloodlust and will hunt down humans.

Later, a sub-species named " Hybrids " were created after some experimentation. By injecting the DNA of a daemos into a human, the cells will become mixed. Some hybrids can remain sane and control their forms, other lose control in a matter of seconds. When hinting out their daemos power, their eye will become red with a sort of diamond like shape. They often times have up to 3 forms or less, depending on the strength of their genes.

Person 1: “bro look at that 14 meter”
Person 2: “you talking about a cock”
Person 1: “no, that daemos over there you horny fuck” *get crushed by its foot*

by X-phoid January 31, 2022

parental democracy

1. A pseudo-democratic government, where the democratic nature of the country is of great value without forsaking the aspect of executive oversight, to protect and secure not what the citizens want but what is thought to be in their best interest.

2. A nanny state; usually intended derisively.

When we live in a parental democracy, where the two blocks that govern do not offer alternatives, when the state becomes, as in Goya's painting, Saturn devouring his children, the radicals emerge, young anarchists flying their flags made ​​of gunpowder.

by Mahus November 8, 2012