Dairy farmer

Someone who fakes an injury to get of work

Mark: I can’t do that, my back hurts. I need to work in the office

Ashley: you fucken dairy farmer

by Blip dog August 13, 2019

Dairy Throat

When you indulge in a significant amount of dairy products (like ice cream) and get a back up of mucus in your throat that makes you cough

I just ate ice cream and now I got that dairy throat.

I can’t really understand you, did you just eat ice cream? Sounds like you got dairy throat.

by Lilsqueeze2 June 11, 2023

Dairy Bar

Another word for a Females chest or breast

Wow now thats a nice dairy bar.

by Joel Ramirez April 8, 2007

Dairy Swirl

When a male orgasm's onto a woman's vagina and then proceeds to insert his penis back into the vagina and swirl it around

DUDE! i totally gave her a dairy swirl and she liked it!

by trousers (ed) October 21, 2008

Dairy Hick

A redneck dairy guy that needs to shave down below

My boyfriend has a beautiful penis, but he sure is a dairy hick down there.

by Drawkcab Gnik June 17, 2010

dairy slugs

description for female breasts after going through child breast feeding; resembling a slug like shape as they sag down a woman's torso.

"She succeeded in looking 10 years and 2 kids older with those huge milk-encrusted, baby suckled mom tits. Now she doesn't have to work out as much and has to eat a lot more cheese because she needs to keep her belly and thighs in proportion to her dairy slugs." - ArB

by m0rfus October 2, 2014

Dairy Pikey

A vaguely female member of the pikey plague. One that is kept in a permanent state of pregnancy by either close family members or random passing strangers.

The milk produced by such a monster is considered highly toxic by all but the hardiest of pikey tykes, being infused with an assortment of hard drugs, and is thought to contribute considerable to the damaged state of the suckling thugs in later life.

At the centre of every pikey plague outbreak, you will find, nestled away in a 11th floor council flat, at least a dozen or more dairy pikeys pushing out their deformed proteges like there's no tomorrow.

A dairy pikey should not be confused with with a common or garden, fat pikey, although careful examination may be required to tell the two apart.

scenarion: Taking the air along brentford high street....

(me): Fuck me, if I'm not sorely mistaken, THAT is a dairy pikey

by Padders December 11, 2003