you don't know me!

what all young I- think- I'm-misunderstood- by- society -so- let-me-listen-to-gay-ass-emo yells at their parents once in while,so they can really convince themselves that the world is out to get them and they're rebels but in reality they're just conformist SoB's

Fat Mom: Want some cookies?
Angry teenager that goes to Hot Topic and thinks they're cool: YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!GO AWAY LINKIN PARK!!!
Fat Mom: Fine then more for me

by GANJAMAN February 11, 2005

you don't know me

i'm calling you out to fight me.

if i was arguing with someone nd i tell them you don' know me. i'm to fight you.

by evelena singleton March 24, 2005

y'all don't know me

You aint no friend of me.

"I know you from somewhere." "You aint no friend of me."

by Quannesha October 21, 2003

she don't know sick'em!

Southern Ontario rural-ism, meaning, she is dumber than a dog... The longer version of the phrase, which is seldom spoken, is "She don't know sick'em from fetch!"

Did you hear your Aunt Sue, arguing around the table with everyone?! There is something WRONG with that woman! She don't know sick'em!

by Pablo Vertais August 25, 2017

I Don't Know, Can You

A simple phrase, but usually uttered by trash human beings. Usually it is a sarcastic response after someone says "Can I ....... (Enter More Sentence Here)?" If someone says this near you, you may want to exclude them from your friend list.

Person 1: "Can I get a drink of water?"
Person 2: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

by Mr. EEEEEEE October 28, 2019

Bo, you don't know diddley!

This is a catch phrase that originated in a TV ad in the late Eighties that featured super athlete extraordinaire Bo Jackson and rock'n'roll pioneer Bo Diddley (he's notorious for his famous box-shaped electric guitar). Basically, the term means that somebody doesn't know doodly squat.

The narrator says:
Bo knows football.
Bo knows baseball.
Bo knows weightlifting.
***********************
In the meantime, Bo Diddley cranks out the notes on his guitar.
Then he says:
Bo, you don't know diddley!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 2, 2007

I don't know your life

Phrase exclaimed by those working in fried chicken restaurants when they don't know what else to say

(Like, "Oh, sorry, my mistake)

**As witnessed at an actual Popeyes by T. Dale Shaw**

Elderly Woman: I called in an order for 300 pieces of chicken.

Popeyes Worker: (audible smack) Is dat fo here o to goes?

EW: Honey, I can't eat 300 pieces of chicken.

PW: Bitch, I don't know your life.

by dilbear February 25, 2005