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Cavan

A person born/living in the Co. Cavan, the best fucken county in Ireland
Full of beautiful, sound, warm hearted and generous people and considered to be the best dame beer drinkers out of all Ireland! Cavan people are envied by all surrounding counties; also Cavan males have huge manhood’s which is envied by surrounding counties (like those wankers in Roscommon who have tiny peepers!)
Hello Im from 'cavan', ...so fuck off you scumbag of an inferior county!
by Mr M March 21, 2005
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covan

Greatest person you could ever meet. He can sometimes be very rude but you know he has a heart because ha always will make up for it. He is also smart and has a great sense of humor he also loves to read.
Girl: Sometimes I wish I could be like Covan #amazing#awesome#cool
by Definitions Matters July 13, 2017
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Cymantha

Cymanthas are sexy green eyed girls. A perfect friend to have. Will do anything for her friends and family. Honest. Sometimes too honest and can hurt feeling. Abrasive and can be intimidating. A total bad ass known to take men on. One of the most intelligent and manipulative women EVER! A perfect girlfriend. She can admit when she's wrong. A total bad ass freak in the sack. So if you have the chance to have a good time with a Cymantha...do it or you'll regret it. You'll probably end up being friends with her for the rest of your life.
"Cymantha is a total hottie! Best sex I've ever had. so rough!"

"She called me out on my bullshit and made me look like an ass in front of my friends that bitch."
by Randy Welch February 8, 2009
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cyanide pill

Also known as a suicide pill, a cyanide pill is known to kill within 30 seconds as it stops the flow of oxygen to your brain
Hitler committed suicide by taking a cyanide pill before he shot himself.
by arfanrauf November 4, 2009
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cyanide and happiness

the greatest, funniest wecomic around, created by god herself and handed down to the explosm crew, if you havent seen it yet, then your a failure at life and need to adress the problem immediately, also get laid you fat ugly bastard.
one time i read cyanide and happiness and pissed myself laughing so hard. then i ate some cheese wizz, that shit is the mad note.
by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006
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Cyanide

Possibly the most effective anti-virus on the market, commonly sold in most Wal'Mart stores as a quick "over the counter" cure to all diseases/illnesses. Currently sold in 5, 10, and 6000Mg doses, and can be purchased in a liquid form if desired.

Warning: Due to the amazing effects of Cyanide, this should only be taken by those who value their lives and wish to live a long happy life.
"Cyanide Cured my Cancer, AIDS, herpes, and Existence!"

Side-effects include, loss of breath, drowsiness, fatigue, inability to get a hard on, low sperm count, discoloration of the skin with prolonged use, loss of hair, loss of flesh, loss of brain matter, limbs unexpectedly detach from the body, inability to feel human emotions, craving for the consumption of human brains, disorientated motor skills, loss of a heart beat, coagulation of the blood, limited muscle movement, calcification of the feet and hands, and uncontrollable bowel movements.
by I Am The Omega May 28, 2008
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Cavanaugh

Known for their giant things dangling between their legs. So big that is can be used as a baseball bat in any situation if needed.
Kelsea: Holy Shit!!!! He must be a Cavanaugh!

Kim: Even god should be jealous.
by Rickard James Bitch! February 23, 2009
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