customer service representative

1. obsolete.
2. Automated message recording.

There is no such thing as a customer service representative anymore.

by farria87 November 3, 2008

customer number 9

Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.

Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.

by Mark Cole April 9, 2008

Customer Care Manager

A completely useless specimen, incapable of making any sensible decision. Bordering on retarded.

A real waste of oxygen and totally incompetent at life in general.

Universally hated by all

Employee: Why are we doing this exactly?

Customer Care Manager: blah, blah, erm, blah

Employee: ok, then I'll just do it and watch you fail!

by lord lettuce farquah houston September 13, 2011

EA Customer

Dumb asses who buy the same game every year.

Dang, my boi is an EA Customer, buys fifa every year.

by Genesect1024200 September 14, 2019

Rental Car Customer

First definition: One who's reservation is not held.

Second definition: Hopeless victim, who, after driving a creaky, smoke-filled vehicle with dome lights out and mysterious engine clanks, cannot contact anyone at the rental car office but an uneducated twit who couldn't make it as a used car salesman.

That guy standing by the broken down Escort? Yeah, he's one of our Rental Car Customers.

by damissy April 16, 2005

customer

Somebody who buys narcotics from a drug dealer. Opposite of a hustler.

"Im a Hustla’s Hustla, A Pusher’s Pusher
You a busta, a customer, I get you some cook"
-Fat Joe

by zachnnn July 20, 2008

customessage

Custom message; personalised message entered according to and in accordance with pre-designed fonts and specifications.

Enter a customessage in desrired designed range.

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009