Angry curtains

A middle parted fringe that has either gone wrong or will just not behave.the fringe should be straight but some wave or curl angrily destroying the look

"Have you seen the state of his hair? He's got proper angry curtains"
"I spent hours straightening my hair,then it rained and I'm stuck with flipping angry curtains.

by justabubble15 January 27, 2015

shrimp curtains

Air drying your pussy after swimming in a lake, filled with blue algae

What smells so bad around here? "Candace says, oh that's just my shrimp curtains"

by Pkans21 August 11, 2017

The Turkish Curtain

When two individuals have inter course on a stage with the curtain drawn, and the audience guesses the sex act based on the noises the couple are making.

The audience applauded and demanded an encore of The Turkish Curtain.

by Yu Sho Me Dong August 09, 2023

lady curtains

A woman's vaginal flaps.

The stripper left the scent of her lady curtains on the pole.

by Amalja May 22, 2011

Curtain Tan

A one inch wide tan strip the length of a speed freaks face over their good eye from peeking through the curtains looking for the law.

Man that guy is a real sketch artist, check out his curtain tan.

by pinballman February 02, 2010

Magic Curtain

When you fold a woman’s sloppy beef curtains back into her Vagina to make them disappear, and then you fuck her.

Hey baby, would you like to try the magic curtain?

by Birdie Mangan July 20, 2020

Curtain Call

Discovering not long after leaving the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet. Kinda like how grunting out a monster turd opens the floodgates.

John: "Okay, Let's head out and grab a beer."

Jason: "Hold up. I gotta hit the Thunderdome."

John: "You were just in there for like 10 minutes dude!"

Jason: "Yeah, I know. I gotta make a Curtain Call."

by matterri September 14, 2016