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Cuomos Dungeon

A sex move where you fuck someone in there unwiped ass with either your fingers or penis then in their mouth with the same appendage and then back to the Anus.

Much like The shitty re-naming of the Tappanzee to the Cuomo bridge, this move is named after Governor Cuomo and his sexual deviancies. Cuomo wanted to go down in history with his name on something legendary so he was named after the sex move after his sexual discrepancies that led him to be removed from office. The move is meant to resemble a bridge between two shitty things over a wet landscape, like the traffic on 287 on both sides of the once- Tappan Zee bridge. It is meant to be a shitty bridge, if you will, The name is also meant to be a terrible idea much like Cuomo’s bastardization of the once-named Tappan Zee.
Guy 1: I met this girl at the club last night and I took her to Cuomos dungeon, If you know what I mean.
Guy 2: That’s gross dude.

Girl 1: My boyfriend wants to cuomos dungeon me.

Girl 2: That’s a horrible idea, what a sexual deviant, just like Cuomo!
by toughcookie96 January 2, 2022
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No Cuomo

What to say when you sexually harass someone and want to get away with it.
Joe got away with groping his coworker because he said "No Cuomo" right afterwards.
by JM1314242 August 10, 2021
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Marcus Cuomo

An Italian BOI who works at maccas and likes to pull moths out of their cocoons prematurely. marcus also does hectic flips off watamolla . the only things he spends his money on is steam giftcards. he hates console gamerz
console gamers better watch out here comes marcus cuomo
by eshay April 2, 2019
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Isabella Cuomo

So this bitch was taking a shit and coykdnt push it out and so she texted her ex and said grab your cameal and RIDE TILL WE CANT MORE
“Hey have heard that isabella cuomo went to arizona?“

“What why?“

“oh she went with her ex on a cameal“
by Nicks dick November 11, 2020
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Rivers cuomo

He's a seller hot goober from weezer
Rivers cuomo is a hot goober from weezer
by RAYSERRR May 2, 2025
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Cuomo

verb to grab ass (unwanted, without consent)
Fredo was envious of his older brother taking all the glory of Cuomoing all over his female colleagues, so it was soon made known that Fredo himself partook of the Cuomo family tradition.
by TraitorJoe13 September 26, 2021
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Dictator Cuomo

Someone who forces their will and their beliefs on you. Someone who has to create executive orders to enforce their will and beliefs on citizens that were obeying the law before executive orders were issued.

Dictator Cuomo who needs press coverage every second of every day.

Someone who is seen "working" in the tunnels with real works with hardhats but does not wear a hard hat for the photo.

Someone who has a Fredo for a brother.
I was running my business perfectly within the law. Then Dictator Cuomo sent his NY Liquor Authority gang to take my liquor license away. Now, I closed my business and laid off my 20 employees. I am no longer buying things locally and helping out my community.

Dictator Cuomo needs to go!
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